"the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. Is that a coatrack?Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful.Yes, said Jace. Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats."
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