TheRealQuotes

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."

―

Radio Humor Music Dance

From

Comedian

Added on

About Jerry Seinfeld

Born:

View all quotes from Jerry Seinfeld

"I think it's restrictive to typecast myself as a novelist because I enjoy other forms of expressi..."
"Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends."
"When you become successful in any type of life, there are people who are not contributing to the ..."