"Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car." ― Jon Stewart Humor From Jon Stewart Comedian Added on 1/31/2026 About Jon Stewart American comedian, writer, producer, and television host best known for The Daily Show. He also hosted The Problem with Jon Stewart and has been active in political and veterans advocacy. Born: 1962-11-28 View all quotes from Jon Stewart
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