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"I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'"

― Phyllis Diller

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From Phyllis Diller

Comedian

Added on 1/22/2025

About Phyllis Diller

Born: 1917-07-17

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