TheRealQuotes

Home | Authors | Topics | Quote of the Day
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

― Steven Wright

Twice Scared Death

From Steven Wright

Comedian

Added on 1/31/2026

About Steven Wright

Born: 1955-12-06

View all quotes from Steven Wright

Related Quotes

"Look, look,' cried the count, seizing the young man's hands - look, for on my soul it is curious...."

― Alexandre Dumas

Read more
"If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance; b..."

― Augustus

Read more
"To hope for nothing, to expect nothing, to demand nothing. This is analytical despair."

― James Hillman

Read more

Explore Topics

  • Twice
  • Scared
  • Death

© 2026 TheRealQuotes. All rights reserved.

About | Terms | Privacy Policy