Consensus: "The process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values, and policies in search of something in which no one believes, but to which no one objects; the process of avoiding the very issues that have to be solved, merely because you cannot get agreement on the way ahead. What great cause would have been fought and won under the banner: "I stand for consensus?

Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.

Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably out to be. His chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

There are, as we know, powerful and illustrious atheists. At bottom, led back to the truth by their very force, they are not absolutely sure that they are atheists; it is with them only a question of definition, and in any case, if they do not believe in God, being great minds, they prove God.

NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi.

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Tears are words the heart can't express

Good self-esteem comes from positive self-imaging. Positive self-image make you to resist wrong definitions others give about you, guiding you to live life with enthusiasm and will!

Successful people are defined as ordinary people who never gave up on their dreams and passion is the secret of that persistence!

Pleasure— is different from —happiness—. It has its own definition. Pleasure may or may not come from hard work; Pleasure may or may not come from sin; However, happiness is always divine and comes from fulfillment!

Laws by definition do not change

When your only regret is if anyone thinks you regret anything - that is the definition of conviction.

It always seems as though the definition of love will remain debatable by an opinionated world.

The mind defines, decides, doubts and divides - only the heart truly binds.

Define, define, well-educated infant.