I don't eat anything that has a face on it.

If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?

Like what's the point being a health nut by day if you're a coke head at night.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.