"Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws."

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About Russell Brand

English comedian, actor, writer, and media personality known for stand-up performances and film roles including Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek. He has also hosted television and radio programs in the UK and U.S.

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